Totally Inappropriate PC Swap #2

For this swap, you'll send one inappropriate postcard to one partner.

Requirements aside from the theme: * Send something you would like, as in not smudged, torn, or otherwise damaged or not sturdy. * Content of the letter is sender's choice, but if you want a suggestion (I know I have a hard time picking a topic sometimes) then let's do "Weirdest date or encounter with a stranger"
* Zazzle or anything store bought or professionally printed are allowed. No handmade for this series please.

Inappropriate themes can include sexual themes, nudity, swear words, drugs, or sacrilegious themes. Please avoid racism, homophobia, ableism, or other discrimination or depictions of cruelty to children or animals. My goal is to keep this group fun and filthy, not ignorant. Please don't include any photos of your genitals, no matter how proud of them you are.