I DARE you!

I'm going to be honest: it's a self-serving swap!

I have put on 5 kg and I have spots on my bum. I love the sauna, but I'm feeling shy this winter. Someone might see my love handles and my spotty bum! ("might" is an understatement. Sauna in Germany is naked).

So.

You know what? I dare you. I DARE you. If you do that thing you're avoiding, I will go to the sauna, spots, wobbly bits and all.

What are you avoiding? Be honest. Your wedding suit, because you know it won't fit? Bare arms, because they shiver when you laugh?

Write an e-mail to your partner and tell them what you don't quite dare to do. This is the bit that will be rated, discreetly, of course. And write back to your sender and DARE them! I dare you! I DOUBLE DARE you!

And then...

DO THAT THING!

You people are ace.

(The doing of the thing is not rated. But you should do it, because otherwise you will have renaged on a DARE!)