Robert Burns Night by Mail

I would try to write this in Scots dialect, but I'd probably end up quite correctly offending someone!

Welcome to the Burns Supper by Mail! Each Swapper participating will send their partner a postcard, card, or letter tribute to Robert Burns or an (element of a Burns supper)[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper] -- feel free to embellish, add a hand-drawn piper, or toast the lassies, bravely recite a poem or sing Auld Lang Syne as you wish. The only requirement, however, is the sincere participation in the Type 2 tribute to Burns. Whiskey optional :)

I've never been to a Burns Supper, so I do sincerely hope that someone else is bringing the haggis. Then again, one selling point of a Burns Supper by Mail is that no one else will be present to supervise you tasting the haggis!

Swappers must have good ratings or communicate with me about a 1:1 swap, or the haggis will be flung! I always angel my swaps.